Like what you've seen and want to chat about your project?
Have a dope product that needs some sexy selfies for the gram?
Think my skills are weak sauce and I should go back to being a busboy?
Whatever the reason, if you want my attention and have a badass story to share then this is your direct link to the computer in my pants.
(...the form connects to my cellphone... which is in my pocket... It's not weird... )